Galvatron Quotes

Galvatron is our regular bot in #nexus he often more than not at all pops up with the odd funny moment, he is the only bit of Ai we do use and was added for simple humour purposes. So far he has come out with some funny stuff so we thought it would be a good idea to pop them up here.

It should be noted that not all content on this page may be suitable for everyone, if your easy sickened and/or of a young age we advise not to continue reading in the event something with an adult nature has worked its way onto this page.

On people

* Flashbang has quit (Quit: *bows down to pat's lord power*)
<Galvatron> what a strange person

Fighting Back

<TechSix> hey X-Ception you there?
<Galvatron> no, that doesn't make me horny
<Flashbang> lol
* bethers turns Galvatron off
* Galvatron turns bethers
<Flashbang> o.ô
* bethers thwacks Galvatron
* Galvatron thwacks bethers
<Flashbang> lol
* Flashbang lols Galvatron
* Galvatron cabs Flashbang in return  
<Flashbang> o.o

* X-Ception smacks Galvatron upside the head
<Galvatron> Ow! my nose!  

* X-Ception fires Galvatron
* Galvatron bazookas X-Ception in return

* n-drew slaps Galvatron around a bit with a large trout
<Galvatron> n00b  

<X-Ception> f0rg0tt3n said your a stupid bot Galvatron :(
<Galvatron> Minger.
<X-Ception> true

<X-Ception> Galvatron pimp slap Chr|s
<X-Ception> stupid bot
<Chr|s> lol
<Galvatron> You say that now. Wait till I'm in Mensa.

Chr|s> Galvatron ur a stupid bot
<Galvatron> I have no thumbs. 

User Abuse

<Flashbang> Galvatron how many gigabyte porn did you download for X-Ception today?
<Galvatron> 22
<X-Ception> ._.

<X-Ception> Galvatron how much does Flashbang suck ass ?
<Galvatron> Drugs. Gotta be drugs.
<X-Ception> pft
<Flashbang> Bahahaha.

<X-Ception> stupid bot
<Galvatron> I may be stupid, but you're minging, and I can learn new things :)  

<X-Ception> Galvatron i think you should slap Flashbang
* Galvatron hides
<Flashbang> Galvatron make coffee
<Galvatron> Idiot. Try pressing Alt-F4 for help, Flashbang

Power Hog

* ChanServ removes channel operator status from Galvatron
<Galvatron> Hey! =O i needed that.
<Galvatron> tanks

In General

<f0rg0tt3n> mmm i like tor, but alas it's abused as are most good things
<Galvatron> :o)
<f0rg0tt3n> Galvatron do you agree?
<Galvatron> indeed i do
<Galvatron> time for another amazing plan from me... Galvatron!
<f0rg0tt3n> lol
<f0rg0tt3n> what will you do Galvatron?
<Galvatron> the Lord of the Rings
<f0rg0tt3n> does it involve killing Marsha||[a]?
<Galvatron> a shrubbery
<f0rg0tt3n> is that where you're gonna hide the body Galvatron?
<Galvatron> I might.
<f0rg0tt3n> i see!
<Galvatron> It's true^££$!#%^£~
<f0rg0tt3n> good luck Galvatron!

Galvy and roborotica

* Chr|s gives Galvatron some more tissues 
<Galvatron> Chr|s: thanks, but i'm not in the mood for that right now :(

3 seconds later...
<Galvatron> thansk
* Galvatron locks himself in the bathroom
<Chr|s> lol
 60 seconds later....
<Galvatron> uNF *squeaky* *boing* *squirt*
* Galvatron finishes using the tissues